As a 'writer', I avoid cliches like the plague...HAHA! But seriously, cliches are old, tired, and they show absolutely no thought. I mean, do I make you read that some guy's skin was as white as snow? No. It's a major insult to your intellect. So when I have to hear a cliche or overused saying in the real world, as a response to my newly single status or some other dating dilemma, it's offensive and frustrating.
Why do we have so many sayings and maxims for dating? A single gal is likely to get slammed with them ad nauseam as soon as she expresses any unhappiness at her situation.
Since we could all use a good laugh, I asked some friends to send in their most hated adages. I know you've heard them all before, but I just couldn't believe how many there were! Here's a tiny compilation. Enjoy -- today, they're not directed at you!
He just wasn't the right guy for you sayang. "I know! That's what I'm complaining about!"
Well,when Erina and I first got together .... "Wait, I still want to talk about me."
Wow man,I wish I were single and in your shoes! "Really?! I'm pretty sure you CAN be single if you actually want to be. That there is an attainable dream, so if you aren't messing with me right now out of pity (which I suspect you are), please go for it! Bodoh! HAHA
But sayang you're so pretty! Why don't you have a boyfriend?"-err okayy I'm pretty HAHA "There's just no graceful way to answer that."
Okayy,I'm listing the Things You Should Never Say To A Single
Person.
Done with it sayang,thanks.
