1. Whenever someone ask you a question, say, "What?" As soon as they start to talk again, cut them off with another, "What?"
2. When someone asks to borrow paper, say, "Do you think paper grows on trees?" Then laugh hysterically.
3. Give yourself a really big milk mustache at the breakfast table and refuse to wipe it off.
4. Send emails to your friends with subjects reading, "You're never going to believe this!!!" Then leave the message part blank.
5. Tell the same joke over and over and laugh as loud as you can at the punchline every single time.
6. Ask someone to borrow a tissue, pretend to blow your nose and stick it back in their pocket.
7. Anytime someone says something, respond, "Yeah, so's your mom."
8. Tell a friend that she has something on her face when she doesn't. Keep telling her to wipe harder.
9. Point your fingers at a friend in the shape of a gun, make a clicking sound, and say, "Take it sleazy!"
10. Request no MSG on your food-- everywhere you go.
11. While on vacation with your family, suddenly scream, "Did anyone remember to unplug the iron?"
12. At a party, keep telling one of your friends she has bad breath. No matter how many mints she eats, say, "God, did you eat tuna for lunch?"
13. When anyone says, "Can I ask you a question?" say, "You just did."
14. In class, keep telling your bud that her bra strap is showing.
15. When answering the phone, say, "Yellow?"
16. Spend an entire day speaking with a really fake British accent.
17. Blow kisses at everyone you meet at the mall.
18. Make up a joke that takes 10 minutes to tell and has no punchline.
19. Say "Guess what?" and when they say "What" say "Chicken butt"
20 .If they say "GET OUT OF THE ROOM NOW" just walk dead slowly and act like
you’re not bothered. That will get them annoyed, oh, and if she says "GET OUT OF
THE ROOM NOW" again, say "Ok, ok, god, I’m going"
2. When someone asks to borrow paper, say, "Do you think paper grows on trees?" Then laugh hysterically.
3. Give yourself a really big milk mustache at the breakfast table and refuse to wipe it off.
4. Send emails to your friends with subjects reading, "You're never going to believe this!!!" Then leave the message part blank.
5. Tell the same joke over and over and laugh as loud as you can at the punchline every single time.
6. Ask someone to borrow a tissue, pretend to blow your nose and stick it back in their pocket.
7. Anytime someone says something, respond, "Yeah, so's your mom."
8. Tell a friend that she has something on her face when she doesn't. Keep telling her to wipe harder.
9. Point your fingers at a friend in the shape of a gun, make a clicking sound, and say, "Take it sleazy!"
10. Request no MSG on your food-- everywhere you go.
11. While on vacation with your family, suddenly scream, "Did anyone remember to unplug the iron?"
12. At a party, keep telling one of your friends she has bad breath. No matter how many mints she eats, say, "God, did you eat tuna for lunch?"
13. When anyone says, "Can I ask you a question?" say, "You just did."
14. In class, keep telling your bud that her bra strap is showing.
15. When answering the phone, say, "Yellow?"
16. Spend an entire day speaking with a really fake British accent.
17. Blow kisses at everyone you meet at the mall.
18. Make up a joke that takes 10 minutes to tell and has no punchline.
19. Say "Guess what?" and when they say "What" say "Chicken butt"
20 .If they say "GET OUT OF THE ROOM NOW" just walk dead slowly and act like
you’re not bothered. That will get them annoyed, oh, and if she says "GET OUT OF
THE ROOM NOW" again, say "Ok, ok, god, I’m going"
