HAPPY NEW YEAR

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.
-Bill Vaughan-

Such a Blinkered -.-'

Okay this is hard :( All my four monkeys are going to leave me. They're my sister ah weh -.-' Though they're quite annoying but home without zem is totally silence of the lambs. Jiela will go back to Segamat by train,tomorrow. Ayin back to Pulau Pinang same day as Jiela. Nina and Nabilah will bring themselves on Monday together together as they're at the same University at Skudai. Gonna missing them so much. who wants to teach me Addmath? Physics? Biology? Chemistry? They aren't at home when I need to ask them about those things. Yeah all my four sisters are smart. Yes indeed. Nina is going to be a pure engineer on may. Like father like daughter ah :D Proud of her. To be a real engineer at Skudai is so not that easy I tell you. Tak sama macam UITM. Seriously. Yada Yada! Diba might leave me too. Nice for you little people big world :D Jangan marah weh hahah. She's going to Teknik Gombak while I'm staying to try the pure science. Takpa Diba dekat Teknik Gombak nanti ramai budak handsome punya no worries :D Why I'm not moving out? Because I ain't strong enough to fight with their system. Gila apa kau aku nak pindah teknik. Balik lambat penat then malam nak mengaji. Takda masa -.-' Tambah lagi Sarah Johari mana pernah nak study kalau dah letih and tak reti langsung manage masa.

Okay Pure Science,I wish I can handle you bitch! Dad taught me Physics last night. Ya Allah! Susah sangat. A few years back Dad answered a question 'How many stars in the sky'? Dad said he was like 'I'll put whatever I like to' totally wrong! You have to count them. Show the calculation. Asked my dad 'Wujud lagi ke soalan-soalan camtu?' answered me 'itulah yang adik belajar nanti' :O If i said,I repeat 'IF' I can't handle zis stuff...you know what I'm going to zo. Done crapping. Ciao for now.

Barmy or Something?

Congrats to Malaysia's team :D Proud of zem. I mean really man hihi :) I'm supposed to be at Damansara, render assistance. But Dad asked me not to :) Woke up at 8 and took a bath. I don't have enough sleep to be exact -.-' I've been waiting for Amirul Ariff till 1 in ze morning as he watched a football match between Malaysia and Indonesia. Sponsored by Nike :D Good for you sayang. I stumped for idea actually but nevermind :D Hahahha! Ciao

Do not allow words to bother you. Jealous people will try to put their digs in on you. Comments and bragging are just words! Just laugh it off, and show them that their words do not bother you. They wanted to destroy others life. They don't have a right path to go except stalking people and try to put us down. Just do anything as if you're the only person on earth.

I can't really change my life to accommodate people who are jealous. I don't see why I should.

-Sting-

Wind Up Someone :D Hahah!

Listening to Cops and Robbers from The Hoosiers. I told you I'm more into UK's nowadays :D They're brill! I'm bored to death. I'm waiting for a box of muffins from Amirul Ariff. He gonna to send it later. Tak sabar hendaknya hahah! Dad asked me to buy a new shoes uhh flabbergasted hahah! Need to survey ah dulu -.-' Actually I went to Pulau Pinang to send my sister there then went to Perak and Kedah. Kinda zonked man! Saya beli seluar dekat Kedah *snigger :D Jealous ah weh! Aku mana beli dekat Topshop hahaha! Dude I'm done ciao lozah

Havin a Knees Up :D

Just got back from Mcd's had lunch there. I'm supposed to be at Pavillion right now with Diba and Tyqa Prett but due to some reasons we didn't make it. Postponed tomorrow :D Need to buy new shoes,skinny jeans for mom,clothes and bag. Phoned my brother yesterday. We talked about this

• Me: Abang,you don't want to ask me what did I get for my PMR?
• Abang: Adik abang dapat berapa?
• Me: 5A jelah -.-'
• Abang: Oh really? Good results there. How about others?
• Me: Erm ah eeee Should I answer this abang?
• Abang: Yes you should! I'm not a stranger lah ngek
• Me: 2B and 1C
  
• Abang: Okay. C apa?
• Me: KH :(
  
• Abang: Alah tkpa KH tk penting. I'll give you RM5 as you got 5A's
• Me: Pffttt -.-' RM5? What Can I do with that?!
• Abang: Topup :D You can call out and call me
• Me: Bencik gila abang ni hish
• Abang: Hahahahahahhahahahh!

That's my bro :D Miss him loike hell!

It's Bomb! I mean really dude -.-'

Yeah right I'm chatting with Emmy or known as Ariz's now. Hahahah I was like pandai ea Ariz pilih yang mantaps je :D She's fucking beautiful! Her body too. No wonder lah ea Ariz -.-' Hahaha what a nice couple we got there. Dua-dua handsome lawa ahh secocok! Love to see zem together :D Oh by ze way Amirul and I are in ze midst of improving ourself cehh love ze effort we've given. Yeah need to buy new stuffs for schooollll -.-' Oh for your information I ain't gonna buy a new bag as I told you before. I'm going to use ze oldy super bag :D Vintage kononnya hahah! Gonna give my Quicksilver's bag to Amirul while he's waiting for a new bag from VANS! Cehh suka ah tu :P Dad let us I mean all his 5 daughters to smoke -.-' We were like apa?! Serious ke? Are you insane? Dad kept smiling and answered us 'You can but it's not good for health,so think wisely' okay Dad we got it thanks -.-' Hahaha I ain't gonna touch that thingy -.-' I've tried it once infront of my family. Tak sampai tiga saat dah taknak. Apa yang dorang addicted sangat doh? Aiyoo! Dah off to ze NZ's restaurant nak tengok bola :DD Malaysia boleh!

20 Ways To Annoy People :)

1. Whenever someone ask you a question, say, "What?" As soon as they start to talk again, cut them off with another, "What?"

2. When someone asks to borrow paper, say, "Do you think paper grows on trees?" Then laugh hysterically.

3. Give yourself a really big milk mustache at the breakfast table and refuse to wipe it off.

4. Send emails to your friends with subjects reading, "You're never going to believe this!!!" Then leave the message part blank.

5. Tell the same joke over and over and laugh as loud as you can at the punchline every single time.

6. Ask someone to borrow a tissue, pretend to blow your nose and stick it back in their pocket.

7. Anytime someone says something, respond, "Yeah, so's your mom."

8. Tell a friend that she has something on her face when she doesn't. Keep telling her to wipe harder.

9. Point your fingers at a friend in the shape of a gun, make a clicking sound, and say, "Take it sleazy!"

10. Request no MSG on your food-- everywhere you go.

11. While on vacation with your family, suddenly scream, "Did anyone remember to unplug the iron?"

12. At a party, keep telling one of your friends she has bad breath. No matter how many mints she eats, say, "God, did you eat tuna for lunch?"

13. When anyone says, "Can I ask you a question?" say, "You just did."

14. In class, keep telling your bud that her bra strap is showing.

15. When answering the phone, say, "Yellow?"

16. Spend an entire day speaking with a really fake British accent.

17. Blow kisses at everyone you meet at the mall.

18. Make up a joke that takes 10 minutes to tell and has no punchline.

19. Say "Guess what?" and when they say "What" say "Chicken butt"

20 .If they say "GET OUT OF THE ROOM NOW" just walk dead slowly and act like
you’re not bothered. That will get them annoyed, oh, and if she says "GET OUT OF
THE ROOM NOW" again, say "Ok, ok, god, I’m going"

That's the reason why people get angry. Because they're hurt,they get angry to cover up the hurt.
-Ruthie-

Hey Wait Up!

Abaaannnggg,We miss you!

I'm Feeling Right Knackered

Rumors are vicious,talk is cheap,words are malicious,secrets you should keep. Gossip is fake and it'll make the deepest cut,so learn from the past. I on my way and I almost there. All lies! Don't put anything about it anywhere. The best revenge is always being just foine. Yeah baby yeah! I Pray to Allah s.w.t to give me strength :)

I'm Zonked :(

I've never understood the reasoning for someone to "move on" from relationship. It's not like you are really going to "move on". You're just trying to tell your heart to stop thinking about that person every second of every minute of everyday untill it's finally become a routine and you don't notice it anymore. That's it. Until you see that person with someone who isn't you,and then you have to remind yourself again. Don't chu ever give up. Million boys are waiting for you

Put Paid to

So yeah I just got back from The Mall. My sisters need a new things from that place. Yeah,yeah pergi lah beli apa-apa,Ayah kan banker -.-' back to school! Shit hahah,need to buy a new bag. I wanted Ripcurl's that pretty little bag. Oh I got a new aggro :( Tak apalah,malas nak gaduh. It's my blog. I can put whatever words I want to. Biarlah orang nak kata apa. Us know the truth. Alhamdulillah. Dad is back, oh that childish little dad Hhahaha! Before that,I miss my handsome brother so much dude. That taller little one. Alah yang Diba selalu menjerit jumpa dia tu! Hahahaha,mengada ea Diba? -.-' Sufyan got straight A's :D Congrats! He got RM1000 from his dad. Bagus lah for you,Handsome,kaya,tinggi Gf pun macam model :) Gobsmacked by you cehh hahaha. By the way on your bike. Terima Kasih,may god bless you. Amin

Fight For Love :)

Yeay! Two men are fighting for me :D Hahahah! Amirul Arif and Adib Firdaus. I mean loike Adib was so stubborn dude,let us be happy. He doesn't want to let me go happily with my love one :D Amirul was really pissed off with him and sent a message. Adib sent me a message said 'I don't want to lose you Sarah. Haih let us be,tengok kitaorang happy. Salah ke? Oh man this is S's klon. Semua psycho punya kes! Salah ke aku dengan Amirul nak bahagia? Gosh! We have been together for a long time,almost 2 years man. Still counting! Tengok jelah kitaorang happy then find for yourself. Haihh -.-'

Thanks a Lot

Alhamdulillah. I got 5A's,Thanks to Allah s.w.t :-) Amirul Ariff my love one accompanied me to ze school. He followed me whenever I go. He kept calm me down oh man that's why I love you. He said you can do it while holding my hands cehh hihih. Alhamdulillah apa yang Amirul ajar membuahkan hasil :D Penat dia ajar Mathematic di rumah dan akhirnya saya dapat A for math cehh hahah! He seemed so happy,thanks my love.

Congrats to my love,Diba Emir,Zulinna,Sam and Myra :D Lek lu sap kok lu,PMR jeh kot hihih
Oh yeah Adib sent me a message. He said 'I want you' hahaha Adib you think you can get me so dang easy? *cehh! Amirul read it and he was like babi ah siapa ni. Adib ah you,I sound dia kay? Everything back to normal :D Iqbal called myra up he got straight A's! Dammit,but congrats Iqbal :D Btw I got C for my KH's paper big clap for me. It's not a big deal,pay the price ah en. Tak buat folio,ponteng kelas,tk pernah tgk buku KH! Hambik kau C,at least I got A for my sc and math. Pure Science. Here I come cehh.

Guns and Roses

I can't sleep not due to my results. My sisters annoyed me! Yes indeed they kept singing this song 'tomorrow,tomorrow' soundtrack from Annie's story. Feel loike killing them man! I had a long conversation with my dad :D He gave me an advice. Felt like crying hahaha,he said 'alah adik jangan risau PMR je kot. Dulu makcik adik lagi lah,tk pernah pass exam,sekarang ha tengok dia dah jadi Datin,Jomlah pegi makan adik' Hahahaha yes that's my dad! Dia childish sikit,he forced me to go to Mamak's corner though I don't want to en :D Thanks dad and mum. Love ya so much! Azim and the gang tak teman saya,yeayyy for me :) Amirul saja hihihih yes! Bye

Pretend Like You Know Me?

Chatting with My cousin,Izat Shakrinal. That bloody twin :D Chat with Ainal too that MRSM's student. Goodluck for ya,I know you can sayang. Haihhh TAKUTNYA! All the best Form 3 students. You guys are brilliant,Impossible tak dapat straight A :D Semua pandai,no worries. Want to upload new photo. bye

GTH :D

Although I will always love you and remember the times we had, you’re a snobby little bitch and you hurt me really bad. Though you think it’s funny and only time will tell that payback is a bitch and I hope you burn in Hell. Although you were my girl, that I will admit, when it comes to being a true one, babe, you ain’t shit.

Favourite Worst Nightmare

I'm listening to Arctic Monkeys song -Fluorescent Adolescent- using my sister's iPod *jakun. I'm more into UK's songs nowadays. Klaxon,Kaiser Chief,The Sounds,Muse,The Last Shadow Puppets and so on :D They're awesome! Okay to be honest,I'm bored to death hahaha! Amirul supposed to send his tart to me,but it's raining outside. Wait for tomorrow kay? Yeah aitte!

I got a new story from Diba,ada perempuan buruk carik pasal -.-' Dude! You're not that pretty that's why you're really pissed off with Diba aite? Hhahaha! Kasihan,orang hodoh memang busuk hati sikit. I've been experienced with this time of matter :D I mean with a prettay face like Diba ramai orang tak suka :D Hahaha Diba,know what? All you can do it just Smile and be cool like I did. They'll give up on you. They wanted to make you cheesed off and cry. But when they realize they can't make it,they'll give up. Hahaha,orang cantik memang selalu dibenci :D Deal with it! Kasihani lah mereka,lagipun her hair was like 'letak mangkuk dekat kepala,then potong ikut shape mangkuk tu' Hahaha! Ogly,yes indeed. Haiihh they're totally psycho know? You cannot calm them down man,only god can help these type of people. Pray to god to make their face prettier zan before so dia tak kacau orang lain :D

In The Next Room

Performed my Subuh just now,it's 6.30 in the morning :D Amirul woke me up at 5 with a fresh voice of him. He deletes all friends of mine in Facebook :-/ So from 400+ it turns to 300+,memang dah sikit dah kawan saya before this. I hate to add people who I don't really know. I'll approve only certain people. Amirul was like 'you,cuba teka I tgh buat apa? Hehehe,I tengah delete kawan-kawan you :D Banyak jantan sangat,tulis dekat blog tau *snigger' Haiihh so evil one ah! Let him be,dude gonna watch movies,so long ysofab :D

Hard lines :-(

Amirul Ariff is at a Restaurant watching football's match. His handphone was out of battery,never ever even once charge his handphone before going out to somewhere! But nevermind at least you have your own privacy aite? Focus on ze football,yeah go ahead. As long as I can hear your laughs that's okay for me. Oh he asked me to wear tudung or shawl or something. I told you I'm not ready so don't force me. Hati kena ikhlas kalau nak pakai. I mean it's not that I don't want to wear it because it's not that naff. Those who wear that are beautiful! Seriously,it just I don't have that type of 'heart' you got me? Okay great! Don't get me wrong,I know it's a big sins for not wearing them and showing off your hair and so on. Diba told me again and again,yeah I got it Diba -.-' Hahaha kalau pakai tudung hati tunggang terbalik sama juga dosa :D So let me be,when the time has come I'll wear it. You're change don't expect others too. You're change that's good. Alhamdulillah :D I'm so not you. Thanks to Amirul Ariff who wanted me to change but he understands my situation.

Hanky panky

Twilight? Now on Star movies? Damn lame! What? Sorry fr that but it's fact. Tak logik betul cerita dia,sebab satu perempuan werewolves semua keluar. Prefer Harry Potter than this 'young-adult Vampire Romance' story. Uhmm I should belt up before Azlan's daughter kick my ass :-/ I watched Oprah just now. Interview with Michael Jackson's mother whose name Katherine Jackson. She told everything about MJ,poor him :( Hate chu Dr.Conrad.Murray!
Paris and Prince were there too,Oh man Paris was beautiful! Her eyes glimmering loike that. Joe Jackson pun ada,Oh that ugly creature! His face was like zamn evil. Dah stop crapping like a machine will ya? Okay fine yo! Hahaha pip pip *means Goodbye -.-'

Goats On a Boat

So here I am. In ze middle of no where :-/ Stop crapping Sarah Joe! Fine,suits yourself. I'm infront of the computer. Finally,no virus detected! Thanks to my handsome uncle,loveya! He's fucking smart,he makes our computer moves faster. Zero virus and so on same goes to the laptop,I told you he's smart. Yeah aite! So now I'm listening to Amirul's MP4 as my MP3 is runaway from me :-( Jahat lah you! Thanks to my love who sent it just now. I'm doing nothing not even text him,yeayy for me! Lame ah! He's busy so kena sabar sedikit ah hahaha. I did something to him. I got all the messages from his friends which is it's kinda weird for him hahaha! I got a message from Syamil Zafran he talked about Diba. I know every single message he received. I told you sayang,I have six sense! Hahaha

Jealousy is indeed a poor medium to secure love, but it is a secure medium to destroy one's self-respect. For jealous people, like dope-fiends, stoop to the lowest level and in the end inspire only disgust and loathing.
-Emma Goldma-

Losers make promises they often break. Winners make commitments they always keep.
-Dennis Waitley-

She's in a Nark. Leave her!

Okay PMR's result will come out next week! Believe it or not? Oh I'm 17 now,my result is next year so nothing to be afraid of *pretend. Oh dayum! I can't I wish I can. I don't really care about my result. It just I need to be in ze science stream. Pure science! But I bet my result would be HALAMAK! I did say 'I dont care about my results' aite? Oh that was a lie! What?! I'm being honest. Seriously,I'm in a nark when I think about it. My cousin was here just now. He said don't worry just calm down,Azim how can I ah? Your situation last year more worst than mine aite? I was there watching you screaming like a mad man. So I can't! Next week,Amirul Ariff,Azim,Arwin Santana or Haris might be here to accompany me for ze result. Harap-harap diorang tak teman! Hahahaha please,but I need Amirul Ariff to be here by my side when I take my result. I'm not gonna blame him if my result might be sucks. I promise you! So no worries. It's my fault who loves to do things at last minute. I'm going to cram for next year! PROMISE!

Animal - Neon Trees Lyrics

Read ze lyrics :D

Hahahahha! I'm a Daft,So?

Dude! I love this band so much :D Oh you don't know them? They're Neon trees. I keep listening to their songs. Especially the 'Animal'. They're totally brill man! I mean seriously,look at the singer with his hair style gosh I like zem a lot. Belt up if you don't like them okay? Listen to their song first :D Gonna listen to it again and again hihihi! Oh they sing a song from Justin Bieber call 'Baby'. It's prettayh cool!

Cheekresipone!

Yesterday I'm Skype-ing with my boyfiee from 11.00 P.M till 3.00 A.M in ze morning. Kinda exhausted man same goes to him. Poor little boy! I ignored all those stupid things,Facebook and so on. Focus dekat dia kononya haha :P Chatting with Diba before that,She doesn't like Syamil Zafran. So I'm okay with it,I olready told Amirul about it. Yeah now I'm still skype-ing with him,I asked him 'how is our schedule for next year?' He was like hm you make one for us. Next year would be the tough year evah I tell you. He's going to be the SPM candidates for next year. He ain't got time for me,yes indeed. Dah noticed awal-awal. It's hard for me but I have to bear with it I can't yell at him or something. I'm turning the sweet sixteen next year so masing-masing busy :-/ Chill Sarah Johari he promised you something aite? So no worries. Alhamdulillah.

Frame? Man!

Hello fagots! I'm bored to death man hahaha,watched Alexa Chung's pictures just now. She is so cracking man! Gonna change my gender and be a lesbian and Imma gonna burn in hell hahaha. By the way people,I have my own formspring now. Oh so the ketinggalan zaman one man,whatsoever :D I have another account for formspring but I forgot ze password and the username haha,I made it before Diba and Myra and others did. But yeah I'm so pathetic till forgot the craps. It's me Sarah Johari so chill man hahaha. Imma single lady now as my boyfiee is so busy with his skating! In his list for 'My love' I will be the 3rd one :O First it would be his family,second his skating and me :( Nevermind dude,as long as you love me aite? Chalo! Gonna hug my dad,he's from Sabah.

Look at our yogurt,pretty ha? By Amirul Ariff Hahahah

Lame So Lame

Yeah,I've been away man. Sorry fr not telling you guys bout it. Many things happened man. I miss ma girls. And fyi me and my boyfie introduced Syamil Zafran to Diba Emir :D What a good plan it is I guess ahahaha. Syamil was like gosh Sarah,I like this girl please! Hahahaha dude me and Amirul gonna help you through it man. Hihih Btw yesterday Diba,Me,Amirul and Zulina went out to Wangsa Walk ate Tutti Frutti :D It was delicious hihih. Amirul pandai decorates :D Hahahah,I suap suap kan my boy hahaha. Maksalah,snap pictures! Walahmak! cantik cantik belaka tahu? I love mine with Myrul. Sweet couple katanya hahaha. Dude I don't have much words to say. Hahaahha Miss Amirul Ariff so much! He's so eager to meet me up but i can't sorry sayang.